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📉 A 64% Dividend From Gold?

A 64% Dividend From Gold?
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BREAKING NEWS
🤔 Trump Just Went On CNBC To Talk Crypto. It Got Interesting.
The President just sat down with CNBC in the Oval Office and spoke all things crypto and the timing of the interview was not subtle. Trump’s 927-page financial disclosures just dropped this week, revealing he made over $1.2 billion from crypto in 2025. To put that in perspective, he made more from crypto than Coinbase did. No, that’s not a joke.
Naturally, the interviewer asked about it. Trump responded that his sons and outside firms manage the investments, adding: “There’s nothing illegal. There’s nothing wrong with it.”
During the interview, Trump made three things very clear: he was in the crypto business before he became president, crypto is a big deal, and America must stay number one or China will take over.
The bigger story is how normal this has suddenly become. A sitting president openly promoting crypto leadership while personally making billions from the industry would have sounded unimaginable a few years ago. Now it barely even shocks the market.
Here’s why all of this is bullish news:
🏛️ The SEC is fully on board. SEC Chairman Paul Atkins said this week the agency is taking “historic steps” to move financial markets on-chain and make America the crypto capital of the world. The White House and SEC are clearly aligned.
⚔️ The China argument is back. Trump says if America does not lead in crypto and AI, China will. It is the same national competition message he has used for chips, manufacturing, and now digital assets.
💰 The conflict of interest question is not going away. Trump disclosed over $1 billion in crypto-related income in 2025 while also appointing the regulators overseeing the industry and publicly pushing America to become the world’s crypto leader. That’s a lot of power and profit in the same hands.
The Munch Take: The President is bullish on crypto. The SEC chair is bullish on crypto. The legislative agenda is bullish on crypto. Yet Bitcoin is still roughly 50% below its all-time high. At some point, the gap between the story and the price has to close and we’re putting money on it.
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THE MARKET WATCH
📉 Michael Burry Disclosed a Short Position in Micron. His AI Short List Is Getting Longer.
Michael Burry, the real-life hero of "The Big Short," just published a Substack post announcing he shorted Micron Technology ( $MU ( ▼ 5.5% ) ) at $1,051.87 per share. The stock closed yesterday at $975.56 meaning he’s already up on the trade.
Burry's full AI short basket now includes Nvidia, Tesla, Applied Materials, Caterpillar, and the SOXX semiconductor ETF. Micron is the latest addition and he says it's the clearest example of what he thinks is about to happen across the entire chip sector.
Trump, meanwhile, has publicly called Micron one of America's most important companies and visited their factory earlier this year. Burry is short. Trump is bullish. Only one of them can be right.
Here's why he's betting against it:
📉 Micron is more extended than at any point since 1984. Burry says the stock is further above its 200-day moving average than even the dot-com peak, calling the rally driven by FOMO and “greater fool theory.”
🔄 Micron has crashed more than 30% a total of 34 times in 42 years. Burry calls it one of the market’s most cyclical stocks, arguing the AI boom made investors forget that history.
🚨 South Korea’s $500 billion chip spending plan may be a warning sign. Samsung and SK Hynix are Micron’s biggest rivals, and when everyone rapidly expands production at once, oversupply usually follows. Burry says that often marks the shift from boom to bust.
The Munch Take: Burry shorted the housing market in 2008 and made a billion dollars. He shorted Palantir and covered half the position in profit. Now he's shorting Micron and warning that AI chip stocks face a 30% correction. His track record earns him a hearing. Trump says Micron is a national treasure. Burry says it's a bubble. The market will settle this argument, but nobody knows when.
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