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☕️ GM Munchers! It's your favourite market-munching crew here at Pip Munch, and holy guacamole, we've got some spicy market salsa to serve up!

On today’s menu:

• Bitcoin Takes A Nosedive 📉 

• Should Traders Quit Until Mid-January? 🤔 

• This FTMO Trader Has Made Over $250,000 🤯 

🚨 BITCOIN TAKES A NOSEDIVE, TRADERS REACH FOR THEIR ANTACIDS 🚨

Alright, listen up, you hungry market mavens... Bitcoin just pulled a "hold my chips" moment and decided to take a swan dive from its cushy $108k perch down to a not-so-tasty $92k.

We know, we know, $92k is still a pretty hefty chunk of change, but in the world of crypto, it's like finding out your favourite burrito joint skimped on the guac!

What in the name of candlesticks is going on?

• Bitcoin's doing the limbo, asking, "How low can you go?" (Answer: About 15% lower than last week, ouch!)

• The Fed's playing party pooper, hinting at fewer rate cuts in 2025 than your gym buddy promises to cut carbs.

• ETFs are still gobbling up BTC like we inhale tacos on Tuesday, with $6.93 billion in inflows over the last 20 days (Talk about a feeding frenzy!)

But wait, there's more on the menu!

• Trump's crypto-friendly vibes are still giving hodlers the warm fuzzies.

• Altcoins are getting served a cold dish, dropping harder than your New Year's resolutions will in January.

• The total crypto market cap is eyeing $3.4 trillion in 2025, because go big or go home, right?

What's a savvy trader to do?

1. HODL on for dear life (it's not just a meme, it's a trading strategy)

2. Remember, pullbacks in bull markets are like that extra hot sauce - burns at first, but adds flavor in the long run

3. Keep your eyes on the prize: Some big brains are calling for $250k Bitcoin by the end of 2025

How this impacts broader market sentiment

• Risk appetite is souring faster than milk left out on a hot day

• Traditional markets are feeling the heat too, with the S&P 500 taking its biggest dive since August

• The US Dollar Index is flexing, putting pressure on both stocks and cryptos

• Stablecoin dominance is up, showing traders are playing it safer than a squirrel with a helmet

Look, Munchers, we've seen more dips than a chip factory, and this one's just another day in the wild feast of trading.

So grab your forks and knives, because this market buffet is far from over!

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Should Traders Quit Until Mid-January? (Spoiler: Maybe, but don't tell your boss we said that!)

We know you're itching to make those sweet, sweet gains, but here's the deal: The market's about to get more boring than watching paint dry on a sloth. 😴 

Why?

Well, buckle up buttercup, 'cause here's the scoop:

1. 🏖️ Big Money's on Vacay: Wall Street bigwigs are trading their suits for Santa suits. Markets are gonna be thinner than your uncle's hair after Christmas dinner.

2. 🥱 Volume's Taking a Siesta: Trading volume's gonna drop faster than your New Year's resolutions. We're talking 45-70% of normal. Yawn!

3. 🍺 Holiday Hangover: Markets won't shake off the eggnog until at least 2-5 days into the new year. That's one heck of a party!

But wait, there's more! (Or less, actually...)

• Spreads are gonna be wider than your stretchy pants after the holidays

• Those juicy market moves? Might be as fake as Aunt Edna's "homemade" pie

So, when's the party starting again? Mark your calendars for mid-January, Munchers! That's when:

1. 🎉 The big boys are back in town (and sobered up)

2. 💰 Fresh cash is ready to splash

3. 📊 New year, new strategies are locked and loaded

Oh, and don't forget – Trump's taking office in January.

Whether you love him or hate him, you can bet your bottom satoshi he'll shake things up!

The Bottom Line: Should you quit trading until mid-January?

Well, we're not saying you should Netflix and chill for the next few weeks... but we're not not saying it either. 😉

Remember, Munchers: Sometimes the best trade is no trade.

So maybe it's time to trade those charts for some holiday charts, if you know what we mean!

Stay frosty (like the snowman, not your portfolio), and we'll see you when the market decides to wake up from its food coma!

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