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āļø Howfy Munchers! And good morning to everyone except the guy who shorted Nvidia yesterday and is now crying into his oat milk.
On todayās menu:
š Fed Worries, Nvidia Flexes, & Trump Denies Taco Status
š„ The Best 1-Step Prop Firm Challenge
ā Gamestop Buys Bitcoin, The Market Doesnāt Like It
šŖ These Stocks Are Crushing It
š Is My Forex Funds Coming Back?
Yesterdayās numbers:
S&P 500 | 5,888 | -0.56% |
Nasdaq | 19,100 | -0.51% |
Dow Jones | 42,098 | -0.58% |
Bitcoin | $107,383 | -1.46% |
BREAKING NEWS
šØBREAKING: Court Strikes Down Trump Tariffs

Just when you thought the tariff saga couldnāt get messier, a federal court just slapped the table and yelled āObjection sustained.ā
A three-judge panel ruled that Trumpās reciprocal tariffs violated the International Emergency Economic Powers Act. Translation: the president overstepped, and the court just vacated the tariffs. Permanently.
Markets wasted no time reacting.
Futures Soar As Federal Trade Court Blocks Trump's Global Tariffs zerohedge.com/geopolitical/fā¦
ā zerohedge (@zerohedge)
11:19 PM ⢠May 28, 2025
Hereās why it matters:
The ruling guts the legal basis for a chunk of Trumpās trade agenda.
Seven other lawsuits are challenging similar tariffs.
The court didnāt just nix the ordersāit made them permanently unenforceable.
Risk-on sentiment kicked into gear, adding fuel to the post-Nvidia rally.
š What traders should watch:
Equities: Broad relief rally is in motion. S&P futures surged, extending gains.
FX: USD likely to weaken slightly on lower trade tensions. Watch JPY and EUR crosses.
Commodities: Bullish for metals and materialsāless import tax = smoother supply chains.
š Big picture: If courts keep blocking tariffs, it means fewer inflation shocks and fewer reasons for the Fed to stay hawkish. Thatās bullish for both stocks and risk assets broadly.
If youāre short, you might need a judge to vacate your positions next.

š The TACO Trade: Trump Always Chickens Out?
There's a new trade on Wall Street called the "TACO trade."
ā Brew Markets (@brewmarkets)
6:13 PM ⢠May 28, 2025
Weāve been saying it for months: tariff selloffs donāt last, and the dips have been money. Now The Financial Times slapped a label on it ā āTACO,ā short for Trump Always Chickens Out.
Yesterday, Trump didnāt love that. When asked, he shot back: āItās called negotiation.ā
Hereās the timeline:
⢠Last week: Trump threatens 50% EU tariffs
⢠48 hours later: Delays them to July 9
⢠Friday: Markets tank
⢠Tuesday: Markets rip
⢠Trump: āTheyāll meet anytime I wantā
You canāt make this up:
A reporter just asked President Trump about the āTACOā (Trump Always Chickens Out) trade.
This is based on an increasingly popular Wall Street view of buying stocks after Trump tariff headlines with the assumption that Trump will āchicken outā and stocks
ā The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter)
7:44 PM ⢠May 28, 2025
š® Plain-English Play:
Buying the tariff dip has worked. Full stop. But with the court now blocking the tariffs, will there be more dips? Only time will tell.

š Nvidia Breaks the Meter
BREAKING: Nvidia stock, $NVDA, rises over +4% after reporting record quarterly revenue of $44.1 billion.
ā The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter)
8:24 PM ⢠May 28, 2025
Nvidia ($NVDA) just casually printed numbers that should be illegal:
⢠EPS: $0.96 vs $0.93 est
⢠Revenue: $44.1B vs $43.3B est
⢠Data center revenue up 73% YoY to $39.1B
And get this ā they claim revenue wouldāve been $8B higher if not for China chip restrictions. Translation: they're printing money with one hand tied behind their back.
AI is no longer āthe future.ā Itās the entire business model. Data center sales now make up 88% of Nvidiaās revenue. $5B of that was just networking gear. Even gaming, which surged 42%, looks like a hobby in comparison.
Bottom line? Nvidia isnāt riding the AI wave ā it is the wave. If this pace keeps up, theyāll need their own section in the CPI report.
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Closing Thought:
Between Nvidia mooning, Trump getting benched by the courts, and futures ripping like it's QE season, itās officially risk-on. I might finally take my trading phone out from under the pillow tonight. My wife says itās her turn to sleep next to someone emotionally available.
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MARKET OVERVIEW
šæ Tasty Movers & Shakers
$BMO ( ā² 0.35% ) Bank of Montreal beat earnings and hiked its dividendāeven with rising loan loss provisions. Stockās up 5% YTD, proving that boring Canadian banks still know how to flex.
$ANF ( ā¼ 5.48% ) Abercrombie & Fitch popped 14% after posting $1.59 EPS vs. $1.39 expected. Revenue hit $1.10B, shrugging off tariff fears like a teen in low-rise jeans.
$DKS ( ā¼ 1.03% ) Dickās rose 2% after solid earnings (+5.2% YoY to $3.17B) and a surprise announcement: they're acquiring Foot Locker and its 3,200+ stores. Insert ājust do itā joke here.
$HPQ ( ā¼ 0.2% ) Hewlett-Packard tanked 15% after missing earnings, blaming tariffs for the pain. They're now scrambling to diversify production across Vietnam, Thailand, India, Mexico, and the U.S. ā basically, anywhere but China.
CRYPTO
ā Gamestop Buys Bitcoin, The Market Doesnāt Like It
GameStop has purchased 4,710 Bitcoin.
ā GameStop (@gamestop)
10:52 AM ⢠May 28, 2025
GameStop just aped into Bitcoin.
On Wednesday, the video game retailer announced it bought 4,710 BTCāworth $512.6 million at an average price of $108,837. Itās their first crypto purchase, and yes, theyāre following the same playbook as MicroStrategy. Kind of.
GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen said itās about protecting against macro risks:
Inflation,
Currency debasement
Systemic shocks
The usual āBitcoin is digital goldā stuff⦠plus a bit of spicy decentralization PR.
But instead of mooning, GameStop stock dropped 10.9% on the news.

Why? Maybe because:
Investors think Cohenās playing meme-co CEO cosplay
Theyāre skeptical of turning a dying retail chain into a BTC ETF with bad margins
Or they just hate fun
š§¾ Quick Stats:
⢠4,710 BTC purchased
⢠No cap on future buys
⢠$4.76B cash on hand as of Feb. 1
š Why It Matters for Traders:
⢠$GMEās price could now track BTC sentiment more than fundamentals
⢠Adds fuel to the institutional adoption narrative
⢠Puts capital allocation in public companies back in the spotlight
⢠Watch $MSTR and $COIN for sympathy moves
⢠More BTC buys = more volatility ahead
Final thought: Buying BTC may not save GameStopās business, but at least now they have an excuse if Q2 earnings suck.
Just blame the blockchain.
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