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🚨 BREAKING: Trump Wins & The Market Is Loving It šŸ¤‘

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šŸš€ GM Munchers! Trump’s back in the White House, Bitcoin’s breaking records, and the markets are wilder than a meme stock on a Monday. Let’s dive into the madness!

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  • Trump’s Back, Bitcoin’s Booming, Markets Are Wild 🤯

Trump’s Back, Bitcoin’s Booming, Markets Are Wild 🤯

Well, Munchers, it’s official! šŸŽ‰

Cue the memes, fuel the FOMO, and let the pips rain down—Donald Trump is back in office as the 47th president.

Now, are we biased? Absolutely. But how could you not be when the guy pumps the market harder than an NFP report on caffeine?

Before we get into the madness of today’s charts, let’s take a hot second to recap what went down last night because, let’s be honest, Season 10 of Trump could not have been scripted better.

Here’s a quick refresher on the man’s ā€œqualificationsā€:

  • Bankrupted 6 times

  • Impeached twice

  • Survived 2 assassination attempts

  • Flipped burgers at McDonald's

  • Won 2 presidential races

Love him or hate him, he’s back—and it’s bound to shake up the markets. Let’s roll.

Alright, let’s break down what went down last night, because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that the 2024 election was nothing short of a market thriller.

1/ Prediction Markets: The Real MVP šŸ„‡ 

Let’s start with the night’s biggest winner (after Trump, of course)—prediction markets.

Forget polls. By 11 p.m. EST, Polymarket and other prediction markets had Trump’s odds over 90%.

Traditional polls are basically playing checkers, while prediction markets are in a high-stakes game of 3D chess.

Next election? We’re betting Polymarket will be every trader's first tab open.

šŸ‘‰ļø Side note: This new market type is worth checking out. With over $3 billion placed on the election outcome alone, there’s a lot of money to be made.

2/ Kamala Pulls a Hillary Move ā¬…ļø 

In a scene straight out of the 2016 playbook, Kamala Harris has gone radio silent.

Just like Hillary back in the day, she packed it in and went to bed, skipping the classic concession speech moment.

We’re still waiting for any statement from her, and judging by her timing, it might be a while.

3/ Biggest Winner? Joe Biden šŸ˜‚ 

You know who’s got to be grinning right now? Joe Biden.

He’s been off the ticket, yet he’s got the ultimate ā€œwhat-ifā€ card.

Biden can now ride off into the sunset with the ultimate one-liner: ā€œI coulda won that!ā€ 

Picture it—a future filled with endless dinner party debates and family gatherings where he’s got the ā€œcould-have-wonā€ ace up his sleeve.

4/ Trump Takes the Popular Vote 🤯 

Now, here’s a twist—the popular vote!

Trump pulled a major surprise here, winning it outright.

But the real plot twist?

Neither he nor Kamala came close to the 81 million votes Biden got in 2020. Voter turnout didn’t just drop—it dove off a cliff.

It seems 2024 brought out the diehards but left everyone else watching from the sidelines.

The Market Impact šŸ“ˆ 

Let’s now see what the market is feeling and how we can position ourselves to make some pips moving forward.

1/ Bitcoin Smashes Record High of $75K šŸš€

Bitcoin traders, rejoice! Trump’s crypto-friendly policies just gave BTC the rocket fuel it needed, sending it to a record $75,000 last night. 

Whales are back in action, scooping up BTC faster than your grandma at a Black Friday sale.

It’s clear—Trump’s pro-crypto vibe has the whole market feeling like it’s 2017 all over again. HODLers, it’s your time to shine.

2/ USD Dominates While Gold Takes a Hit šŸ’ø

The US Dollar surged 1.8% as the market sees Trump as the economic cheerleader it’s been waiting for.

Equities are on fire—S&P500 futures are up over 2%, and even that rusty old Dow is catching a bid.

Meanwhile, Gold’s been feeling the pressure, dipping 2.4% in the wake of the dollar’s rally.

Remember: When the USD’s flexing like this, safe havens don’t stand a chance.

3/ The Road Ahead: Eyes on the Fed and Metals šŸ“‰

So, where do we go from here?

Metals are likely to stay on the back foot as long as the dollar keeps climbing.

But let’s not forget—tomorrow’s Fed meeting could throw a wrench in the works.

They’re expected to cut rates by 0.25%, which typically softens the dollar’s power punch.

Trump + rate cuts = a recipe for economic fireworks, but until the dust settles, we’re keeping our long-term bias on standby.

So, short-term, we’re strapped in for a bullish ride on equities and the dollar. Long-term? We’ll be watching the Fed, the tweets, and every twist in Trump’s latest reality show.

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