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So I did something absolutely unhinged this weekend…

Despite having a perfectly good business model, a functioning revenue stream, and literally every rational person telling me this was a terrible idea…

I just gave away everything I learned over 5 years of full-time prop trading. For free.

Yes, free. As in zero dollars. Zilch. Nada. The same price you pay for financial advice from your uncle who lost his retirement in 2008.

Let me explain what just happened, because even I'm questioning my judgment here…

🎄 Christmas Came Early (And I'm the Idiot Playing Santa)

You know how I'm always talking about prop firms? How I passed 7 different $100K challenges, quit my job, and traded full-time for 2 years before starting Lark Funding?

Yeah, well… I just packaged literally everything I did into a course. Over 20 hours of video content. Every strategy. Every risk management principle. Every psychological trick I used to not blow up accounts.

And then—in a moment of what can only be described as temporary insanity—I decided to make it 100% free.

Introducing: The Prop Firm Masterclass

(Cue dramatic music and confetti that I can't afford because I'm giving everything away for free.)

📚 Here's What You're Getting (That I Probably Should've Charged $2997 For)

This isn't some half-baked "here's 3 YouTube videos good luck" situation. This is a full 5-week structured program that covers:

Week 1: Prop Firm Fundamentals

• What prop firms actually are (and why 90% of traders misunderstand them)

• How to pick the right firm (spoiler: most are trash)

• Understanding evaluation rules without your brain melting

• The psychology of trading someone else's money

Week 2-3: Technical Analysis (The Stuff That Actually Works)

• Chart patterns that don't make you look like an astrology enthusiast

• Support/resistance that actually matters

• Risk management that keeps you funded

• Entry/exit strategies I used on every single challenge

Week 4: Fundamental Analysis (Yes, It Matters)

• Reading macro data without falling asleep

• How news moves markets (and when to ignore it)

• Correlation trading that actually makes sense

• Why "trading sentiment" isn't just something I say to sound smart

Week 5: Taking & Passing The Actual Challenge

• My exact gameplan for passing evaluations

• Day-by-day strategy breakdown

• Common mistakes that blow accounts (I made them all so you don't have to)

• What to do once you're funded (because passing is just the beginning)

🤔 "Wait… What's the Catch?"

Okay, I know what you're thinking. Because I'm thinking it too.

"Matthew, you can't just give away 2 years of learning, thousands of dollars in blown accounts, and the exact blueprint you used to pass 7 challenges… for free. That's insane. What's the catch?"

The catch is there's no catch.

I'm not going to upsell you on some $2,997 "advanced" course. There's no hidden membership fee. I'm not harvesting your data to sell to prop firms.

This is just… free. Actually free.

Why? Because I spent over $10,000 on trading courses over the years and 95% of them were absolute garbage. Recycled content. Generic advice. "Just buy low and sell high bro."

So I built what I wish existed when I was starting: A complete, no-BS roadmap to passing prop challenges and trading full-time.

And then I made it free because apparently I have a terrible business model and questionable decision-making skills.

🎯 Who This Is For (And Who Should Probably Skip It)

This is for you if:

• You've been curious about prop firms but intimidated by the evaluation process

• You've failed challenges before and want to know what you did wrong

• You're tired of risking your own capital and want to trade with funded accounts

• You want a structured, step-by-step system instead of random YouTube videos

This is NOT for you if:

• You're looking for "get rich quick" nonsense (I will disappoint you)

• You think trading is easy (it's not, and I won't pretend it is)

• You want someone to hold your hand through every trade (I teach systems, not signal services)

• You already passed 7 prop challenges and are thriving (in which case… why are you here?)

🚀 Here's What Happens Next

Step 1: Join the free Prop Firm Masterclass → HERE

Step 2: Work through the 5 weeks at your own pace (no pressure, no deadlines, no guilt trips)

Step 3: Actually apply what you learn instead of hoarding courses like Pokémon cards

Step 4: Pass a prop challenge, get funded, start making beautiful money

Step 5: Send me a message when you get your first payout so I can live vicariously through your success

💭 Final Thoughts (Where I Justify This Terrible Business Decision)

Look, I could've charged $3,000 for this. Maybe $5,000. People pay that for courses with a fraction of the content.

But here's the thing: 90% of traders fail not because they're bad at trading, but because nobody teaches them the right way to approach prop firms.

They focus on chart patterns when they should be managing risk. They obsess over entries when they should be understanding evaluation psychology. They chase signals when they should be building systems.

I spent 5 years figuring this out the hard way. I failed. I blew accounts. I questioned everything.

And then I cracked the code. Seven $100K challenges. Two years of full-time funded trading.

So yeah, I'm giving it away. Because the more people who understand how this actually works, the fewer victims this industry claims.

Plus—and let's be honest here—it makes me feel like a generous genius, which is great for my ego.

🎁 One Last Thing…

Okay, look. I need to come clean about something because I'm physically incapable of being subtle…

Of course—of course—part of my diabolical master plan here is that when you crush this free Masterclass and you're ready to take an actual prop firm challenge…

You might consider checking out my prop firm, Lark Funding.

You don't have to. Zero pressure. I'm not going to show up at your house with pamphlets.

But let's be honest: I didn't just spend months building a free course out of the goodness of my heart while expecting absolutely nothing in return. I'm generous, not a saint.

So yes, this is me—shamelessly, transparently, and with zero shame about my shamelessness—dropping the link to Lark Funding right HERE.

Will I feel weird if you take the course, pass a challenge somewhere else, and never think about Lark again?

… A little.

Will I still be happy you succeeded?

Absolutely.

Will I passive-aggressively mention it in a future email?

You bet I will.

But seriously—if you're gonna take a prop challenge anyway, at least check us out. We pay you even in negative months, no news restrictions, and a CEO (me) who clearly makes questionable business decisions like giving away entire courses for free.

That's gotta count for something.

Check out Lark Funding HERE →

(See? I can't even end this section without plugging it twice. I have a problem.)

See you Monday when I hopefully make smarter business decisions,

Matthew
Founder, Pip Munch
(Former full-time prop trader, current person with questionable monetization strategies)

P.S. Yes, this is actually free. No, I'm not secretly mining Bitcoin from your computer. No, there's no bait-and-switch. I just decided that helping people succeed is more important than squeezing every dollar out of them. Wild concept, I know. Join HERE.

P.P.S. If you know another trader who's struggling with prop challenges, forward them this email. Let's help more people win instead of watching them get eaten alive by an industry that profits from failure.

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