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šŸ“‰ Iran Launched Missiles... and Stocks Launched Too?

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ā˜•ļø GM Munchers! Middle East tensions are higher than my cortisol. And just like my last date night, nobody knows how this one’s going to end.

On today’s menu:

  • šŸ“‰ Iran Launched Missiles… and Stocks Launched Too?

  • šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Why the Pound Is Poppin’ (Even After a Rate Cut)

  • 😬 What’s Going On With Berkshire Hathaway?

  • šŸ¤‘ A $120,000 Prop Firm Payout

  • āŒ Healthcare Stocks Are Getting Destroyed

Yesterday’s numbers:

S&P 500

6,025

+0.96%

Nasdaq

19,630

+0.94%

Dow Jones

42,581

+0.89%

Bitcoin

$103,800

+2.79%

BREAKING NEWS

šŸ‡®šŸ‡· Iran Launched Missiles… and Stocks Launched Too?

You’d think a missile strike on a U.S. base would rattle markets.

But nope — Iran fired on an American airbase in Qatar in retaliation for U.S. strikes on its nuclear facilities… and the S&P 500 said, ā€œCool story bro,ā€ rising nearly 1%.

Why?

  • No casualties were reported. Qatar intercepted the missiles like a goalie with max stats.

  • Traders saw it as Iran saving face — not declaring war.

  • De-escalation = risk-on vibes.

Takeaway:
If you panic-sold on the headline without reading the rest? That’s how you end up buying back higher. Always watch how the market reacts — not just the news.

šŸ›¢ļø Oil Dumped, Trump Yelled, and Traders Got Humbled

Oil dropped over 7% after the Iran strike. Yes, down. Not up. Because apparently, geopolitics is just another episode of WWE Monday Night Raw — lots of shouting, zero actual punches.

Then Trump jumped on Truth Social and yelled at literally ā€œeveryoneā€ to keep oil prices low or risk ā€œplaying into the hands of the enemy.ā€

Translation?

  • Oil peaked Sunday on war fears.

  • Monday came, no escalation, market called BS.

  • WTI crude dumped from $78.40 to $67.70.

Takeaway for traders:
The market is always right. You’re not.
Especially if you went long crude on ā€œescalationā€ headlines and forgot to check if the missiles actually hit.
(Hint: they didn’t.)

šŸ¤– Tesla’s Robotaxis Are Live — And So Is $TSLA

While the world freaked out over oil and missiles, Elon casually dropped robotaxis in Austin. Tesla stock? Up 8%.

Here’s the play-by-play:

  • Tesla launched its new driverless taxi service.

  • Riders paid a flat $4.20 per ride (because of course).

  • Some robotaxis reportedly drove the wrong way… so basically just like human Uber drivers.

Why traders care:

  • This is a potential multi-billion-dollar business.

  • Tesla’s pivot to services = fat margins.

  • Sentiment around Musk = back in ā€œhe’s a geniusā€ mode.

Watch next:
If this goes well, the narrative shifts to: "Tesla isn’t a car company, it’s a tech monopoly." And you know what that does to valuations.

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FOREX

šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Why the Pound Is Poppin’ (Even After a Rate Cut)

GBP/USD hit 1.35 and traders are scratching their heads like, ā€œDidn’t the BoE just cut rates?ā€ They did. But this move makes sense—if you zoom out and don’t just trade off vibes (guilty).

Here’s the deal:

  • BoE cut rates to 4.25%, but it wasn’t as aggressive as markets feared.

  • Governor Bailey basically said: ā€œWe’ll cut… but chill, we’re not sprinting.ā€

  • UK inflation’s still sticky at 3.5%, which means they can’t ease much more.

  • Meanwhile, the USD’s been stumbling thanks to weaker data + Fed policy uncertainty.

Translation?

  • The UK still has higher real yields than the US = pound looks sexy.

  • Add in some Middle East chaos → energy prices up → UK inflation supported → pound boosted.

  • Dollar weakness + timid BoE = bullish GBP/USD.

What to watch next:

  • More USD softness? GBP could keep grinding higher.

  • If BoE does speed up cuts, watch for reversal.

  • Sentiment’s still long, but structural momentum is strong. Don’t fight it… unless you love pain.

In short, the pound is up not in spite of rate cuts—but because they were less ā€œcuttyā€ than expected. Pair that with a soggy dollar and voilĆ : breakout.

Now if only my trading account was as resilient as sterling...

MARKET OVERVIEW

šŸæ Tasty Movers & Shakers

$ATZ.TSX ( ā–¼ 2.74% ) Aritzia popped after UBS raised its price target, betting the brand can keep expanding into the U.S. Translation? If Gen Z is still dropping $58 on cropped hoodies while living off oat milk and vibes, this stock’s got legs.

$BRK.A ( ā–¼ 0.24% ) Buffett’s still alive, but the Warren Premium might not be. Berkshire is flirting with a break below its 200-day moving average — the first time since 2023. Investors are asking the big question: What’s Berkshire without Daddy Buffett?

$SMCI ( ā–² 1.0% ) Super Micro slid 10% after announcing a $2B convertible note offering. The AI darling’s been riding high off Nvidia demand, but convertible debt = dilution = shareholders get grumpy. The AI rocketship just hit a little turbulence.

$AMZN ( ā–² 0.3% ) Amazon launched more Kuiper satellites in its attempt to play catch-up with Starlink. The plan’s been in the works for 6 years — meanwhile, Musk’s got 8,000 satellites already doing laps around Earth. Kuiper's got Bezos-level ambition, but still needs Bezos-level execution.

$HIMS ( ā–² 8.65% ) Hims got wrecked — down 35% — after Novo Nordisk pulled the plug over concerns they’re pushing off-brand Wegovy weight-loss knockoffs. You live by the Ozempic meme wave, you die by it.

PROP FIRMS

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