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āļø GM Munchers! Middle East tensions are higher than my cortisol. And just like my last date night, nobody knows how this oneās going to end.
On todayās menu:
š Iran Launched Missiles⦠and Stocks Launched Too?
š¬š§ Why the Pound Is Poppinā (Even After a Rate Cut)
š¬ Whatās Going On With Berkshire Hathaway?
š¤ A $120,000 Prop Firm Payout
ā Healthcare Stocks Are Getting Destroyed
Yesterdayās numbers:
S&P 500 | 6,025 | +0.96% |
Nasdaq | 19,630 | +0.94% |
Dow Jones | 42,581 | +0.89% |
Bitcoin | $103,800 | +2.79% |
BREAKING NEWS
š®š· Iran Launched Missiles⦠and Stocks Launched Too?

Youād think a missile strike on a U.S. base would rattle markets.
But nope ā Iran fired on an American airbase in Qatar in retaliation for U.S. strikes on its nuclear facilities⦠and the S&P 500 said, āCool story bro,ā rising nearly 1%.
Why?
No casualties were reported. Qatar intercepted the missiles like a goalie with max stats.
Traders saw it as Iran saving face ā not declaring war.
De-escalation = risk-on vibes.
Statement from President Trump
ā Karoline Leavitt (@PressSec)
7:55 PM ⢠Jun 23, 2025
Takeaway:
If you panic-sold on the headline without reading the rest? Thatās how you end up buying back higher. Always watch how the market reacts ā not just the news.

š¢ļø Oil Dumped, Trump Yelled, and Traders Got Humbled
Oil prices are now down 7.5%.
Wow.
ā Brew Markets (@brewmarkets)
6:45 PM ⢠Jun 23, 2025
Oil dropped over 7% after the Iran strike. Yes, down. Not up. Because apparently, geopolitics is just another episode of WWE Monday Night Raw ā lots of shouting, zero actual punches.
Then Trump jumped on Truth Social and yelled at literally āeveryoneā to keep oil prices low or risk āplaying into the hands of the enemy.ā
Trump is cooking to ensure oil prices remain steady:
ā johnny maga (@_johnnymaga)
1:43 PM ⢠Jun 23, 2025
Translation?
Oil peaked Sunday on war fears.
Monday came, no escalation, market called BS.
WTI crude dumped from $78.40 to $67.70.
Takeaway for traders:
The market is always right. Youāre not.
Especially if you went long crude on āescalationā headlines and forgot to check if the missiles actually hit.
(Hint: they didnāt.)

š¤ Teslaās Robotaxis Are Live ā And So Is $TSLA

While the world freaked out over oil and missiles, Elon casually dropped robotaxis in Austin. Tesla stock? Up 8%.
Hereās the play-by-play:
Tesla launched its new driverless taxi service.
Riders paid a flat $4.20 per ride (because of course).
Some robotaxis reportedly drove the wrong way⦠so basically just like human Uber drivers.
Why traders care:
This is a potential multi-billion-dollar business.
Teslaās pivot to services = fat margins.
Sentiment around Musk = back in āheās a geniusā mode.
Watch next:
If this goes well, the narrative shifts to: "Tesla isnāt a car company, itās a tech monopoly." And you know what that does to valuations.
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FOREX
š¬š§ Why the Pound Is Poppinā (Even After a Rate Cut)

GBP/USD hit 1.35 and traders are scratching their heads like, āDidnāt the BoE just cut rates?ā They did. But this move makes senseāif you zoom out and donāt just trade off vibes (guilty).
Hereās the deal:
BoE cut rates to 4.25%, but it wasnāt as aggressive as markets feared.
Governor Bailey basically said: āWeāll cut⦠but chill, weāre not sprinting.ā
UK inflationās still sticky at 3.5%, which means they canāt ease much more.
Meanwhile, the USDās been stumbling thanks to weaker data + Fed policy uncertainty.
Translation?
The UK still has higher real yields than the US = pound looks sexy.
Add in some Middle East chaos ā energy prices up ā UK inflation supported ā pound boosted.
Dollar weakness + timid BoE = bullish GBP/USD.
What to watch next:
More USD softness? GBP could keep grinding higher.
If BoE does speed up cuts, watch for reversal.
Sentimentās still long, but structural momentum is strong. Donāt fight it⦠unless you love pain.
In short, the pound is up not in spite of rate cutsābut because they were less ācuttyā than expected. Pair that with a soggy dollar and voilĆ : breakout.
Now if only my trading account was as resilient as sterling...
MARKET OVERVIEW
šæ Tasty Movers & Shakers
$ATZ.TSX ( ā¼ 2.74% ) Aritzia popped after UBS raised its price target, betting the brand can keep expanding into the U.S. Translation? If Gen Z is still dropping $58 on cropped hoodies while living off oat milk and vibes, this stockās got legs.
$BRK.A ( ā¼ 0.24% ) Buffettās still alive, but the Warren Premium might not be. Berkshire is flirting with a break below its 200-day moving average ā the first time since 2023. Investors are asking the big question: Whatās Berkshire without Daddy Buffett?
$SMCI ( ā² 1.0% ) Super Micro slid 10% after announcing a $2B convertible note offering. The AI darlingās been riding high off Nvidia demand, but convertible debt = dilution = shareholders get grumpy. The AI rocketship just hit a little turbulence.
$AMZN ( ā² 0.3% ) Amazon launched more Kuiper satellites in its attempt to play catch-up with Starlink. The planās been in the works for 6 years ā meanwhile, Muskās got 8,000 satellites already doing laps around Earth. Kuiper's got Bezos-level ambition, but still needs Bezos-level execution.
$HIMS ( ā² 8.65% ) Hims got wrecked ā down 35% ā after Novo Nordisk pulled the plug over concerns theyāre pushing off-brand Wegovy weight-loss knockoffs. You live by the Ozempic meme wave, you die by it.
PROP FIRMS
š¤ Tuesday Motivation
I spent 4 years as an unprofitable trader
Here are the mindset shifts that helped me become profitable and make $100,000s from the markets:
ā Tom (@t0mbfx)
7:33 PM ⢠Jun 23, 2025
š Pre-Market Fuel
šŖ Munchy Memes
WW1: 4 years
WW2: 6 years
WW3: 2 minutes
ā Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79)
6:19 PM ⢠Jun 23, 2025
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