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📉 Let Me Sell You (+ Something Free)

☕️ GM Munchers! I need to be honest. I have good news and bad news. The bad news? Our daily email is free, which means if I’m going to afford my wife’s Sunday Target trip, I need to try and sell you.
The good news? This isn’t a random pitch. Prop firms changed my life and hopefully they can change yours, too.
But, like all good salesmen, let me start by giving you something for free.

🏆 The $1M Competition Closing Sunday (Yes, This Weekend)
Think you're a decent trader? Want to prove it? Or just looking for bragging rights your girlfriend will completely ignore? (Been there.)
If you answered no to all of those, you're probably not fun at parties. If you answered yes, register for Lark's FREE 14-day trading competition.
The odds: ~1,000 traders registered globally. Top 100 win prizes. I don’t do math in public but I’m pretty sure that means you have 1-in-10 odds at winning something.
Here’s how it works:

Register (free)
They’ll email you a $100K demo account
Trade Jan 12-26 (Forex, metals, commodities, indices, crypto, stocks)
Rules: Don't lose 5% in one day or hit 7% max drawdown
Goal: Finish top 100
Prizes:
1st: $100K evaluation (worth $800)
2nd: $50K evaluation
3rd: $25K evaluation
4th-100th: 97 more accounts
Entry fee: $0.00. Zero. Nada. Free.
Registration closes Sunday → Click here to register
Stop overthinking. It's free. Just register.

Now for the part where I actually sell you something for my wife doesn’t evict me.
Real talk: I spent years grinding a $500 trading account and went absolutely nowhere. Stress-trading small positions, revenge-trading losses, watching my account jump between $450 and $550 like a sad metronome.
Then I discovered prop firms and everything changed.
How prop firms work:
Pay $50-1,000 for a challenge
Hit profit targets without blowing up
Get "funded" and keep 90% of gains (real money, real payouts)
What’s the catch? Nothing. Except that these challenges are hard.
I won’t sugarcoat it: About 90% of traders fail. But the traders that don’t? Yeah, they can make life-changing money.
Just look at this trader from Ukraine who spent $1,200 in challenges but earned over $12,000 across 6 payouts:

There’s also Pierre from Canada, who earned $1,200:

Or Kerry from the US, who earned $810:

Okay, that’s enough proof.
Why am I telling you this now?
Because Lark Funding just launched a January 2-for-1 promo:

Buy ANY challenge in January → Pass it → Get first payout → Receive FREE account of same size
Translation:
$100K eval → Pass → Get paid → FREE $100K account
$50K eval → Pass → Get paid → FREE $50K account
Most firms charge full price for every account. We're giving you double the accounts for proving you can trade profitably.
Expires January 31st. After that, you're paying full price like everyone who procrastinated.
Ready to stop grinding $500 accounts and start making some real money?
Use code JAN2026 → larkfunding.com
Maybe we'll feature your payout in next week's email.
Happy Saturday,
Matthew
P.S. Don't forget to register for the FREE competition (ends tomorrow) → larkchallenge.com
P.P.S. Interested in prop firms but don’t feel like you’re ready to take a challenge yet? No worries. We made an entire 5-week prop firm course just to help you get ready. Yes, it’s also free. Yes, I am a nice guy, I know. Click HERE to get it.
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