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On today’s menu:

  • 📉 Dollar Dumps, Bitcoin ATH, Aussie Troubles

  • 🚗 Tesla’s Robotaxis Are Coming

  • 🇨🇦 Canada’s Inflation Drops… Kind Of

  • 😬 Klarna Losses Almost $100 Million

  • 🤔 Becoming A Millionaire: What The Numbers Say

Yesterday’s numbers:

S&P 500

5,940

-0.39%

Nasdaq

19,142

-0.38%

Dow Jones

42,677

-0.27%

Bitcoin

$107,000

+1.33%

BREAKING NEWS

📉 Dollar Dumps, Bitcoin ATH, Aussie Troubles

You know markets are weird when gold is outpacing tech stocks, Australia is cutting rates, and Bitcoin is making a quiet run toward $110K. Here's what traders need to know today:

💵 Dollar Drops, Gold Pops

The USD is falling out of favour faster than my wife’s opinion of my trading strategy.

The DXY dropped over 0.30% yesterday, weighed down by lingering fears over Moody’s debt downgrade and a growing belief that Powell may eventually fold under recession pressure.

But gold? Gold just took a double espresso shot:

  • Up 2% yesterday

  • Hovering near $3,300/oz

  • Best-performing safe haven while stocks look wobbly

What’s driving it?

  • Recession Fears: Bad vibes = bullish gold.

  • Tariff Uncertainty: A volatile White House means global investors want something less... tweetable.

  • Rate Cut Hopes: Lower yields = weaker dollar = stronger gold.

🧠 Pro Tip: Gold and DXY usually move opposite each other. If you’re trading XAUUSD, treat DXY like your co-pilot.

🇦🇺 Australia Cuts Rates, AUD Slumps

The RBA cut rates — no shock there. But the surprise? They talked about cutting by 50bps at upcoming meetings. The market nearly fully priced in back-to-back cuts.

That sent the Aussie dollar straight to the G10 naughty corner.

  • AUD/USD briefly dipped below 0.6400

  • Bounced 25 pips on some late-day risk-on sentiment

Translation? Traders love the idea of easy money — just not from a weakening economy.

What to watch:

  • AUD will track global risk sentiment (think: stocks, commodities, China data)

  • Any rally might be short-lived unless the RBA cools the dovish talk

₿ Bitcoin Eyes All-Time Highs

While everyone’s watching gold, Bitcoin’s sneaking up behind it with a baseball bat.

  • +1% yesterday

  • Trading just under $107,000

  • Quietly approaching ATHs without the usual crypto circus

Why the rally?

  • ETF Inflows: $6.9B into spot Bitcoin ETFs over 3 weeks

  • Big Buys: MicroStrategy just added 7,390 BTC. Japan’s Metaplanet tossed in another 1,004 BTC.

  • Macro Angst: Moody’s downgrade + fiat fears = Bitcoin as the anti-dollar hedge

  • Technical Breakouts: Bullish pin bars, high futures volume, and resistance breakouts fueling momentum

Zoom out: Bitcoin is acting like the cleanest shirt in the dirty laundry pile. If USD weakness continues, this party might just be getting started.

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MARKET OVERVIEW

🍿 Tasty Movers & Shakers

$TSLA ( ▲ 0.43% ) Elon Musk announced yesterday that 10 Robotaxis will be launching in Austin by the end of June. If it goes well, he plans to expand with thousands of vehicles.

$HD ( ▲ 0.06% ) Home Depot CFO has said they won’t be raising prices due to tariffs, even though it missed first-quarter earnings estimates.

$WRBY ( ▲ 3.39% ) The stock climbed over 17% on news that they’re partnering with Google on a $150 million smart glasses deal. The first line of products is expected “after 2025”.

$LEVI ( ▼ 1.66% ) is selling Dockers for $311 million to a brand management firm called Authentic Brands Group.

$UBER ( ▼ 4.49% ) Continues to climb to record highs, not far off from $100. The reason for the climb? Active users have reached 170 million, and trip volumes have grown by 18%.

FOREX

🇨🇦 Canada’s Inflation Drops… Kind Of

Here’s the deal: Canada’s headline inflation dropped to 1.7% in April, but don’t pop the maple champagne yet. That decline was mostly thanks to the end of the carbon tax and falling oil prices — not because the economy is suddenly behaving.

Beneath the surface?

Core inflation is heating up. CPI-median and CPI-trim (aka the Bank of Canada’s favorite measures) rose to 3.2% and 3.1%, their highest levels in a year.

Translation: The cost of living is still climbing, even if the sticker shock at the pump is cooling down.

💥 Why it matters:

  • Core inflation staying hot = pressure on the Bank of Canada to hold rates steady.

  • But unemployment just jumped to 6.9%, the highest since the pandemic.

  • The BoC is trapped: Cut too soon and risk inflation roaring back. Wait too long and risk choking a slowing economy.

📉 USD/CAD sits at 1.39 after topping out at 1.47 in Feb. The loonie has been gaining… but this inflation mess could pause that run.

👀 What traders should watch:

  • Rate cut bets for June 4th? Fading fast.

  • BoC’s tone: Do they talk tough on inflation or pivot to growth concerns?

  • Commodities: If oil climbs again, CAD could catch a bid — if not, look for weakness.

Bottom line: CAD is dancing on a tightrope. And like me trying to explain to my wife why I bought another monitor, one wrong move and it all collapses.

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