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📉 Stop Gambling. Start Getting Funded.

Howdy Munchers. Special Black Friday Blast.

Listen up.

In exactly 3 minutes, the most aggressive prop firm bundle we've ever seen goes live—and 80% of you reading this have never even touched a prop firm challenge before.

Which is perfect timing, because right now? The prop firm space is an absolute gold rush.

While traditional finance is busy imploding and retail traders are getting liquidated faster than ice cream in July, prop firms are handing out funded accounts like candy—if you know how to play the game.

Here's What's Dropping at 9 AM EST:

Lark Funding's Black Friday Career Bundle. 15 spots total. When they're gone, they evaporate into the ether forever.

What You're Actually Getting:

✅ 3 x $100K accounts to trade (that's over $1 million in total challenge capital)
✅ 6 total attempts (3 challenges + 3 retries) to pass
✅ Up to $4,500/month in salary even if you're in drawdown (yes, really)
✅ $3,000 in prop credits to stack more accounts throughout 2026
✅ VIP Discord access with Matt (Lark's CEO) and 14 other serious traders
✅ Personal 1-on-1 onboarding with the man himself

Total value: $14,450
Your cost: $3,500
Available spots: 15
Time until launch: Literally minutes

Why This Matters (Especially If You've Never Done This Before):

Most of you are sitting on the sidelines watching other traders collect payouts while you're stuck risking your own capital in a market that's more bipolar than a caffeinated squirrel on espresso.

Here's the thing about prop firms: You're trading their money, not yours.

Pass the evaluation? You get funded. Make profits? You keep 80-90% of them. Blow up? It's their problem, not your rent money.

The Career Bundle isn't some $99 gamble where the prop firm secretly hopes you fail. This is Lark literally paying you a salary ($500/month per account) just for showing discipline—even if your account is down.

The Math That Makes This Stupid Not to Consider:

✅ You get $3,000 back in prop credits (that's almost your entire investment returned in future challenge attempts)
✅ You can earn $4,500/month in salary just for being disciplined
✅You have 6 total attempts to pass (most traders only need 1-2)
✅Split payment option available at checkout if $3,500 upfront makes your wallet cry

The Survival Strategy:

Don't try to trade all the accounts at once like some degenerate with 47 MetaTrader windows open.

Start with the 3 x $100K challenges. Focus. Pass them. Get funded. Then use those $3,000 in prop credits throughout 2026 to scale up as you build momentum.

Think of it as entering 2026 with a loaded arsenal instead of constantly scraping together money for another failed attempt.

What Happens Next:

At 9 AM EST (in approximately 2 minutes if you're reading this when it hit your inbox):

  1. The bundle goes live at larkblackfriday.com

  2. 15 decisive traders will grab the spots faster than Bitcoin pumps on Elon's tweets

  3. Everyone else will email us asking "any left?" (the answer will be no)

  4. Matt goes live on YouTube at 10 AM EST to celebrate with whoever was fast enough

The Munch Take:

We've been screaming about the prop firm opportunity for months. This is the single best bundle we've seen for traders who want to enter 2026 with serious firepower.

15 spots. First-come, first-served. Zero extensions. Zero exceptions.

If you've been grinding, learning, improving, and you're ready to stop gambling with your own money while Wall Street continues its emotional breakdown—this is the play.

→ Grab your spot here: larkblackfriday.com

The clock just hit 9 AM. By the time you finish reading this sentence, spots are already disappearing.

Move fast or watch from the sidelines.

Your call.

— The Munch Team

P.S. Matt's team has a betting pool on how fast these sell out. Over/under is 47 minutes. We're taking the under. Prove us right.

P.P.S. Still have questions? Check the full FAQ and details at the landing page. But hurry—hesitation is expensive when there are only 15 spots.

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