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☕️ GM Munchers! The market was so green yesterday, I actually bought a steak for dinner. I still can’t afford propane for the barbecue, but it’s a start. In the meantime, I’ll just admire it in the fridge.

On today’s menu:

• 📉 The Bulls Are Winning

• 🏦 Goldman Just Posted A Historic Quarter

• 🤑 Intel Has Its Best Week Since 2000

• 🧪 Lululemon Is Under Investigation

• 🚀 How To Profit From The Biggest IPO In History

Yesterday’s numbers:

BREAKING NEWS

🚀 The Market Said "Hold My Beer"

If you thought a brand new war and gas so expensive I've started pricing out horses would crash the stock market — you thought wrong.

The S&P 500 is officially green on the year. After one of the scariest selloffs in recent memory, the market clawed all the way back. From the pit of despair to positive territory in weeks. Remarkable stuff.

Here's why it ripped:

1. Trump went live from the Oval Office and set a new 2-week deadline for Iran to make a deal, warning things "won't be pleasant" if they don't agree by April 27. Scary headline on the surface. But markets read it differently. A deadline means negotiation is still happening. Negotiation means no bombs yet. No bombs yet means risk-on.

2. Then Iran's envoy said they're willing to "continue discussions" with the US. Not a peace deal. Not even close. But Wall Street doesn't need peace. It just needs the absence of immediate catastrophe.

That was enough.

The Munch Take: The market didn't rally because things are good. It rallied because things are slightly less terrifying than they were last week. Rough day for all the uncles calling for Armageddon. Great day for everyone who bought the dip.

🏦 Goldman Just Posted A Historic Quarter. The Stock Still Fell.

While you've been stressing over your portfolio, Goldman Sachs has been lapping everyone on the track. They just posted their second-best revenue and profit quarter in company history. And their stocks trading desk made $5.33 billion — the highest single-quarter equity trading number Wall Street has ever seen. Investment banking fees jumped 48% compared to last year.

The stock still dropped 1.89%. Welcome to earnings season 2026.

Here's the problem. One part of their business — bond and currency trading — fell 10%. And Goldman quietly set aside a lot more cash than expected to cover loans that might go bad. Almost double what people predicted. That's the biggest jump since 2020. They're not panicking. But they're getting ready for something.

Why This Week Matters: Goldman is just the opening act. JPMorgan, Citigroup, and Wells Fargo all report today. The bar is high. Expectations are higher.

What To Watch: Are other banks also bracing for bad loans? And is the war in Iran starting to hurt business deals? Those are the real questions this week.

The Munch Take: Goldman prints a near-historic quarter and gets punished for it. My wife looked at that headline and said "sounds like when I clean the whole house and you notice the one dirty dish." She's not wrong.

$850B Defense Budget. AI Chip Shortage. One Company Just Raised Its Hand. (Ad)

Dear Investor,

Here is something the financial media has not connected yet.

The Pentagon needs nickel, cobalt, and rare earth metals to build weapons and defense systems. The AI infrastructure boom needs the exact same metals for semiconductors, data centers, and advanced electronics. China controls most of the global supply of both. And in December 2025, they restricted exports.

Deep Sea Minerals Corp. (OTCQB: DSEAF | CSE: SEAS) just submitted a formal bid to supply the Pentagon through the Defense Industrial Base Consortium. If selected, they access non-dilutive government financing. Meaning capital without diluting existing shareholders.

Two megatrends. One set of metals. One company at C$26 million market cap pursuing both.

The sector leader trades at $2.74 billion. 

Early-stage and speculative. Real risks exist. But SEAS (OTCQB: DSEAF | CSE: SEAS) sits at the intersection of defence and AI at a price point that reflects neither.

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MARKET OVERVIEW

🍿 Tasty Movers & Shakers

🔵 $INTC Intel is having its best week since the year 2000 — up over 25% in seven days. Whatever they’re putting in the coffee, it's working.

🧬 $ALLO Allogene Therapeutics ripped 12.32% after new trial data showed its cancer-fighting therapy — which reprograms immune cells to hunt and destroy tumors — is actually doing exactly that in lymphoma patients. Lovely news.

☁️ $ORCL Oracle surged 12.69% after its Customer Edge Summit turned into a full AI capabilities showcase. Investors liked what they saw. A lot.

⚡️ $CRWV CoreWeave jumped 8.11% after landing a new deal with Anthropic — the company behind Claude, one of ChatGPT's biggest rivals — to power its AI models. When the hottest AI companies need computing muscle, CoreWeave is getting the call. The AI infrastructure trade is very much alive.

🟡 $BBY Best Buy dropped 2.48% after Goldman Sachs slapped a Sell rating on the stock, warning that rising component costs are about to squeeze margins hard. Tough timing. Nobody wants a Goldman Sell when tariffs are already making every TV and laptop more expensive. The stock is down 12% YTD.

STOCK OF THE DAY

🧪 Lululemon's "Wellness Brand" Just Got Investigated For Toxic Chemicals

Lululemon built an $11 billion empire selling you the idea of clean living. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton just dropped a Civil Investigative Demand on them, probing whether their activewear contains PFAS. "Forever chemicals." The kind linked to cancer and infertility. Sold at $128 a pair. Under the word "wellness."

The stock is already a disaster. Down 48% over the past year. 52-week high of $340.25. Trading today around $164. The guy who actually founded Lululemon, Chip Wilson, is currently in a public fight with the company's board over how it's being run. Oh, and the CEO chair is empty.

📈 The Bull Case:

• $11 billion revenue base. Brand loyalty is real.

• P/E of 12.35. Cheap for what it was.

• The investigation is early. No findings yet.

📉 The Bear Case:

• PFAS litigation is an extinction-level brand event for a wellness company.

• CEO void plus proxy fight plus regulatory probe is a three-alarm fire.

• Stock already in freefall with no floor established.

The Munch Take: A yoga pants company getting investigated for putting toxic chemicals in yoga pants is the most on-brand disaster in retail history. The whole pitch is wellness. The whole moat is trust. One confirmed finding and that moat is gone. We're bearish. My wife recently threw out our polyester clothes in exchange for cotton. Cost me expensive, but as always, she was ahead of the trend.

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