☕️ GM Munchers! While everyone's making New Year's resolutions they'll break by Tuesday, we're here to tell you about a competition so ridiculously one-sided in your favor, it feels illegal. It's not. We checked.

The Setup: Free Entry, Real Prizes, Zero Excuses

Lark Funding is running a global trading competition January 12-26, and you have exactly 7 days left to register.

Entry fee: $0.00. Zero. Free. The same price as your brother-in-law's stock tips, except this might actually pay off.

The Prize Pool:

• 1st Place: $100K 1-Step Evaluation (retail value $800)

• 2nd Place: $50K 1-Step Evaluation

• 3rd Place: $25K 1-Step Evaluation

• Top 100 traders: Win evaluation accounts ranging from $25K down to $1K instant credit

Your Risk: Two weeks of your time
Your Reward: Shot at a $100K evaluation account worth $800

This is asymmetric risk-reward on steroids. If you can't see why that's compelling, we can't help you.

The Competition: Financial Darwinism in Real-Time

Format: Trade against thousands worldwide who also think they're market geniuses (they're not, but neither are you)

Duration: January 12-26 (14 days of combat)

Judging: Pure performance. No participation trophies. Just cold, hard percentage gains.

The Twist: Everyone starts equal. Same capital. Same tools. The only variable is your ability to not detonate your account while everyone else does exactly that.

Who Should Enter (And Who Shouldn't)

Enter if:

• You've traded for 3+ months without quitting

• You follow risk management without your ego screaming "BUT THE SETUP"

• You want real evaluation capital without paying $300+ for a challenge

• You don't emotionally collapse when trades go red

Skip if:

• You discovered Forex last Tuesday

• Your strategy is "YOLO and pray"

• Stop losses offend your masculinity

• You think one bad trade means the system is rigged

Why Lark Isn't Another Prop Firm Scam

• 7% static drawdown – Most forgiving in the industry

• Base Monthly Reward – Earn up to $1K/month even in drawdown

• Zero consistency rules – Trade however you want

• Zero news restrictions – Trade through NFP, CPI, whatever

• 3+ years paying traders – They’ve been around longer than 90% of firms

7 Days Left: Stop Procrastinating

Here's what happens when you wait:

Monday: "I'll register later"
Tuesday: "Let me review my strategy first"
Thursday: "Where did this week go?"
Friday: "REGISTRATION CLOSED?!"

Don't be that person. Registration takes 90 seconds.

The Honest Truth

This competition is hard. Most entrants will blow up. Many will revenge trade. Some will abandon risk management by day 3.

Your job? Don't be them.

Trade boring. Follow rules. Survive. The goal isn't finishing #1 with 500% gains (you won't). The goal is top 100 with respectable, consistent performance proving you can manage risk without detonating your account.

How to Enter

1. Click: larkchallenge.com

2. Register (60 seconds)

3. They’ll email you your account credentials

4. Show up January 12th

5. Don't blow up

6. Collect your evaluation account when you finish top 100

No hidden fees. No credit card. No surprise charges.

The Munch Take: The Math Is Stupid Good

Risking: Nothing
Gaining: Evaluation account worth $800 + ability to earn real money

We've entered. Our trading group entered. My wife entered to specifically beat me, which stings but is probably justified.

The only way you lose is by not entering.

7 days left. Register now before your excuses outlast the deadline.

REGISTER FOR FREE →

See you on the leaderboard,
— Pip Munch

P.S. If you're thinking "I'll register later," just do it now. The form takes 90 seconds. Your Netflix binge can survive the interruption.

P.P.S. Yes, it's free. No catch. Real prizes. Stop overthinking and register.

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