☕️ GM Munchers! This is Pip Munch, the daily trading newsletter that’s been almost as consistent as your average crypto pump—miss a few days, but always come back strong. 😏

On today’s menu:

• Why Boring Traders Make the Most Money 💰

• A $500 24-Hour Payout Guarantee? 😏 

• This Prop Firm Just Shut Down ❌ 

• Should You Buy Stocks At All-Time Highs? 📈 

Why Boring Traders Make the Most Money 💰

Have you ever been in a trade so stressful that you felt like you needed an emergency bathroom break? 🚽 No? Just me?

Well, we’ve all had those trades where we can’t peel our eyes away from the screen, endlessly refreshing the chart like it’s Instagram. The obsession starts to creep in: “Should I close? Should I add more? Should I watch the candle for the next 10 hours like a hawk?”

Spoiler alert: those trades never turn out well. The hours spent obsessing over every tick and praying to the trading gods? They almost always end in disappointment. ❌

Here’s the truth: good trading isn’t supposed to feel like riding a rollercoaster at Six Flags. 🎢 It’s supposed to feel like you’re watching paint dry.

Boring trading is good trading.

It took me a long time to realize this.

I mean, just spend 10 minutes on social media, and you’ll see “traders” flashing 5-figure profits, crazy watches, and Supercars that could cover 20 years ’ worth of rent.

But it’s all fake.

From the data we’ve seen at Lark Funding, we've seen repeatedly that the best traders are the most private.

• No social media. ❌ 

• No Youtube channel. ❌ 

• No paid courses. ❌ 

So, how do we stop the cycle of obsessing over every trade and acting like trading addicts?

1/ The Walk Away Test. 🏃‍♂️ If you can’t take a trade, close your computer and walk away, you’ve risked too much. Continue lowering your risk until you can forget about the trade and then gradually increase from there.

2/ Bigger Is Indeed, Always Better. 🚀 No, not your lot size—your sample size. Trading only works with the law of large numbers. That means the next trade doesn’t matter. It’s about the next 100.

3/ Focus On Inputs, Not Outputs. 💪 The market doesn’t care how many pips you want. Instead of setting goals that you can’t control, become a monk and focus only on inputs that are within your control.

👉️ Daily reminder: Good trading is systematic, emotionless, and—yes—downright dull. If your trades are giving you that adrenaline rush, you might want to rethink your strategy. Because at the end of the day, boring traders are the ones who actually get paid.

❗️Introducing A $500 Payout Guarantee❗️ 

No More Payout Stress—Guaranteed! 🚀

Most prop firms say their payouts are guaranteed, but can you really trust them?

With Lark Funding, there’s zero guesswork. They’ve been the most reliable in the game for over 800 days, and now they’ve upped the ante:

If you don’t receive your payout in 24 hours, they’ll pay YOU $500. 💸

Use code NOSTRESS500 for:

✅ 20% Off All Challenges
✅ Free Double Leverage Upgrade
✅ $500 24-Hour Payout Guarantee

Don’t wait—trade without the stress!

PS: All of their challenges also offer:

✅ No News Restrictions
✅ Breach Daily DD = Still Receive Payout
✅ CTrader or TradingView Integration
✅ Raw Spreads
✅ Instant Credentials
✅ Don’t Need To Close Your Trade To Pass

☕️ Pre-Market Fuel

1. Should you invest at all-time highs? The data suggests (surprisingly) yes.

2. Astra Capital Funding shuts down.

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